Murder, chaos, the crippling depression of winter and nature's indifference are discussed.

Herr Heider declares his undying unrequited love and the quiz concerning East European suicide goes unanswered, and die Leute for once have no appetite for the flesh as they are so numerous that The President of Iran is ousted from his former glory as our mysterious top listener.

Technö-show-scheiße-kampf-challenge!

In response to collegue program Name our Show (aka Showasaurus)'s challenge to play an hour of only techno on the show (in exchange playing only the worst pop music on their show this Monday) the boys make their left ears fall into their right pockets and very nearly drive their friend to go on a cold-genitaled romp amidst the geriatrics from one end of snow-covered Eckman Mall to the other to end the mad self-destructive sounds of determination.

It is national smoke out week. The cigarette, softpack and cancer are discussed. The quiz laments the loss of The Galoise. Nicotine and a flag of burning bed sheets are saluted. Fittingly the sho goes out in a fit of frustration and self-immolation to the sorrowful tune of Tex Ritter.

This week man's dunkelheit (darkness) is explored in a Halloween special. Céline Dion cackles over the singing of the woman on disc 2, track 11 as the listeners deficate their sheets in terror.

Fraulein Squire assists and Herr Oberleutnant Booner stops by and gives a warm 'Hallo Leute' to the people.

At the top of the show the boys reveal they have marching orders for
the cities and must cut the show a little shot for an Interpol gig. Die
8 Ball is hazy and in anger Die 8 Ball is scarred by KGSM's
particle board ceiling for its insolence. The audience is asked to
consider Taco Bell's Mountain Dew Baja, (Limonengeschmack excusiv bei
Taco Glocke), and for a chance at a possible zwei Profalaktiken determine how many carlories and/or grams of sugar are taken in with 500mL of Baja. Despite several efforts the audience is sadly mathematically inept and are declared Schweinhunde!

The hour opens with The Paris Triumpf Marsch. Two voices echo across the airwaves on this 50th year of the anniversary of Sputnik. The Acht Ball (8-ball) is consulted on the war in Iraq and the existence of God among other things. The president of Iran tunes in (Listener 6). The week's contest is announced: download and send a copy of The Motörhead single 'Orgasmatron' to be played on air (mit röck-umlauts, jawohl!). The winner, Niklas, of Kolditz, Deutschland has been mailed his prize.